Robots are cool

I walked into a pub toilet at the weekend to overhear some guy doing a pee saying this to another punter:

Do you get a lot of people from Papua New Guinea here?

[pretending to be from PNG]: We eat each other, but we're generally small.

I'm cool with that man - I'm not from Edinburgh, I'm not from Glasgow. I'm from Crieff; small town, big people.

Then he walked out.